Back in stock...
Thanks to your eagerness and interest in our top models, we ran out of these just after X-Mas a few months back. Fighting logistical issues, we have been unable to replenish our stock since.
However! We are heavily committed to protecting all aspects of your intimate parts! Your state of comfort ranks high with us at Comfyballs and we take no days off! Our greatest weapon in the fight against your lack of comfort is our refulsal to accept defeat. No matter what the odds, 'cause we got BALLS!
GOOD NEWS! The wait is over. They're back! (the models that is, not your balls - they were never gone in the first place).